deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

(via belly-bits)


mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via turntechgoddamnit)


spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via dutchster)


(via pizza)


fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

(via belly-bits)


idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

(via lalalavoldie)



(via belly-bits)


cherryzomby:

takethedamncash:

Alien Abduction light - UFO lamp, conceived by Lasse Klein is a unique lighting unit which is shaped like an alien soaring saucer or a UFO.

I want!!!!!

(via sparklegenocide)


smilingaradia:

lolsufferer69:

wecansexy:

windows-vriska:

pyramidslayer:

pyramidslayer:

I really, REALLY love the way Tom Siddell drew these Homestuck characters.

Like, the way the faces are shaped and everything; they’re fucking PERFECT.

reblogging for the people who asked about these pics

I REALLY LOVE THEIR ERIDAN…

YES these are all perfect…

tom
siddell
reads
homestuck……….. 

omg omg omg YAY! This is awesome. :D

(via ccin)


pukind:

I’m sorry I was asked to do the thing and I could not resist doing the thing I’m sorry ahhhhahahaha..ha

(via ccin)


(via dutchster)