thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via analsaviorsultimatesacrafice)


mimiadraws:

my sister dorito-time and i want to cosplay gravity falls

mimiadraws:

my sister dorito-time and i want to cosplay gravity falls

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solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(via analsaviorsultimatesacrafice)


wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

(via dutchster)



lollipopatrice:

tortle:

sizvideos:

Video

Actually!
This puffer in’t being inquisitive, this puffer is hunting!

Pufferfish eat snails, so they are just adorably figuring out the best way to eat their dinner. \uwu/

It’s also not even a baby. That’s a dwarf puffer! If not fed snails regularly, their beaks become overgrown, which is a big problem in puffers fed improper captive diets.

(via gendernugget)


tatigotzkittiez:

jaclcfrost:

ladyolena:

jaclcfrost:

so a triangle walks into a bar

the bartender asks what do you want today? The triangle answers: ” eenie meanie minie YOU”

image

Thanks to this post I actually used it on a waiter today The outcome was that I got his digits.

(via ciphermemes)


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treyner:

i had to make one of these a jpeg so tumblr would upload it :-/

my baby at megacon 2014

(via turntechgoddamnit)


fangsandfreckles:

blinking transparent dirk for yo blog
credit if you use it or i will shove a spoon up your butt

fangsandfreckles:

blinking transparent dirk for yo blog

credit if you use it or i will shove a spoon up your butt

(via chickenstab)


sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

(via jaegersass)


ivypaw:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

HE WHEEZES

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cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

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